vriska-serkitty:

yaoidog:

zombolin:

jane and jake having phone sex would be the funniest shit ever
“I thrust my hoodilly into your hoohah.”
“That really butters my biscuit.”

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I CANT STOP LAUGHGIN THAT’S EXAC TLY WHAT THEY WOUDL DO

pixeflutters:

iamtonysexual:

roseriku:

firewordsparkler:

inufan078:

LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.

HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.

This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.

superblys:

superblys:

what a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it

got more notes than you expected

wait a fUCKINg SECONd

oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

perchu:

please get this 100,000 notes

psfox:

Full View recommended!!!

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crokrikat: so i just spent a good half hour or more trying to decipher what Rose was trying to tell dave, and this is what i got. this may be incorrect in some places, and there were spots that i could not read at all, whatsoever.

crokrikat:

so i just spent a good half hour or more trying to decipher what Rose was trying to tell dave, and this is what i got. this may be incorrect in some places, and there were spots that i could not read at all, whatsoever.